Situasi 1
S: Mama, the English calendar follows the sun while the Chinese calendar follows the moon.
M: Oh, yes? Who told you that?
S: Emm, Mrs. Barker.
M: Wow, I didn't know that.
S: Hmm, I think the Malaysian calendar follows the rain..
M: *muka tahan gelak* I don't think so. But why don't you ask Abah when he gets home?
Situasi 2
S: I know what's cow in Malay
M: What is cow in Malay?
S: Lembu!!!
M: Ok, what about goat?
S: Emm, I don't remember
M: It's kambing.
S: Kambing! Sophia terlupa lah... Ok, I know what's sheep in Malay!
M: What?
S: Kambing berdiri-diri!
M: !!!!!@@@@??????
Inilah kanak-kanak yang kondifen itu. (Macam budak baru belajar bercakap kekdahnya..)

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